Last New Year, when the clock struck midnight, I wrote down ..
Added 2024-12-10 17:57:50 +0000 UTCLast New Year, when the clock struck midnight, I wrote down a wish on a piece of paper, burned it, dropped the ashes into a glass of champagne, and drank it. My wish was to become slim, successful, and marry a dark lord. The first two didn’t work out, so the lord better hurry up.
