OnlyMyClub - Posts of "brooketyler" from "onlyfans"

Out early chasing the dick... No takers yet 😉

2022-11-05 20:48:03 +0000 UTC View Post

It just occurred to me that I'm gay. Sexually gay, that is. ..

It just occurred to me that I'm gay. Sexually gay, that is. Is that a thing? It should be. I mean, am I allowed to identify as sexually gay? Is that within bounds? Who knows, but I think this is a thing. Girl dating isn't for me. Tasting them, however, is. They taste better than they look if that's even possible. I wanna lick girls and date guys. Is that in the rule book of being a proper woke drone? I bet it is. I also want to lick the dick, but that is probably a 15-yard personal foul. Good thing I don't play by the rules. I just need to find a smoking hot MILF that is into licking me as I am into licking her. One who will share her cock stories with me and then taste me from within. Could you please let me know where that amazing person is? Her whereabouts are a mystery to me. My experience has been that lesbians are notoriously clingy. As if I was the last gay chick on the planet. Super possessive would be the best description. I need that freedom to drink the jizz from the fountain. I hate to say it, but I would give up pussy entirely if I had to choose dick or twat. Not even a question. Not that I don't get pussy stupid now and then...I do, and in the worst of ways. It doesn't take hold, though, not like cock does. Cock can rule me. Pussy, well, it just makes me temporarily stupid. Not saying I would want to give it up. I don't. But if I had to choose, see ya later, salty sweet clam. So, I'm looking at skinny naked girls on Twitter which is apparently wrong. I replied to a tweet saying, "Holy shit, this tight body on this perfect chick is unbelievable." Several quickly answered this by saying I'm supporting an unhealthy, unobtainable body style. I'm afraid I have to disagree. She certainly obtained it, her photos are proof of that, and for some unknown reason, my pussy supported it by getting that sloppy wet feeling. I guess I'm supposed to like the heavy girls as much as I like skinny girls. Dammit! I didn't know that! Here I've been all along, drooling over skinny girls with tight bodies when I'm supposed to be hot for the thicksters as well. The nerve of me. I'm an awful person. Or am I? Why do I like hot, tight, fit, skinny chicks? I don't know. They have always made me drool, and not just from my mouth. It strikes a spark inside me every time I see one. I should try and learn how to stop that. Or should I? What's wrong with me liking hot skinny chicks? What's wrong with fingering myself to a hot skinny chick? Nothing that I can see. I get it. Not everyone will be a hot skinny chick, and that's not fair. But it's not unfair, either. It's called life. It's not wrong in the least. It's a primal instinct, and neither you nor I can control what we like. We can be taught to suppress it, but why in the fuck should we? So some not-so-skinny chick eating a Big Mac can feel better about herself? No, that's not how reality unfolds. Guess what... I don't finger myself to hot skinny guys. Well, I guess I do if they have a beautiful penis. A beautiful penis kind of overrides everything else for me. Actually, I can't tell you what type of guy catches my eye. It's too broad of a group to pinpoint. Half the time, the guys that ended up emptying sperm inside me were never attractive to me until I got to know them. Then there is the other half. The dazzling beautiful people. I will say 70 percent of them weren't worth the time in the sack. But, as you get to know them, for the most part, the flashy looks get pretty dull pretty fast. But, when it cums to women if they are beautiful, hot, skinny chicks... I don't care. I'm eating that for lunch. We like what we like.

2022-11-05 17:53:52 +0000 UTC View Post

Arm workout post... let me know what you think!

2022-11-04 17:39:49 +0000 UTC View Post

Good morning, let's start off the day together with a bang, ..

Good morning, let's start off the day together with a bang, it's Frisky Friday after all😜 Hope you have a great 0ne and enjoy and catch ya all later!

2022-11-04 14:18:21 +0000 UTC View Post

This is a long post. I had a lot going on this past Saturday..

This is a long post. I had a lot going on this past Saturday night. I'm still wet thinking about it. So if you plan on reading this, be prepared, it's a long one. Oh, and in the spirit of baseball...Red is my favorite color. Saturday night. What to say about Saturday night. I got turned into a mindless cock addict by Bob. I couldn't get enough of his dick. I went with Scott to the party, but Bob, who invited me, and yes, he knew I was bringing Scott, was the only guy I let put his dick inside me. It wasn't even Bob's party nor his place to invite me, but Bob is an asshole that way. It was good, though. I made some new friends, one of them being the couple that threw the party. It was a mix of vanilla/swinger kind of event. There were quite a few people, and I saw at least two couples whose wives were making out publicly and lots of overly sexual outfits making for some good sexual tension. Classic swinger party style. Then there were the regular people, who really didn't seem to mind about the events going on around them. Very interesting. I met Bob's wife. Was it awkward? Maybe a little bit. Mostly because she complained about the weight that she keeps gaining after the kid. She said it runs in the family. I was thinking it runs in the family because nobody runs in the family. What I really did was nod and smile, knowing it wouldn't be long before I would be eating her husband's sperm. She went home about an hour later, around 9 pm. At 9:05 pm, Bob was emptying his sperm in my ass hole in the garage. Then, thinking it was funny, he left me with nothing to clean my drippy asshole up with. I wasn't wearing underwear to catch it, either. So I returned to the party, leaking jizz out of my ass. Every few minutes, I had to find a way to dab Bob's cum off my thighs without being seen. Scott asked me what I was doing once, and I told him I was sweaty. He looked at me funny. Around 10 pm, Bob asked me to come with him so he could introduce me to someone. We ended up in a spare bedroom. We didn't even take our clothes off. Bob unzipped and pulled his cock out, I pulled my shorts to the side, and he bred me. I started to cum as soon as the head of his cock started pushing inside of me. Bob told me to shut up because I was being loud. The cum was too good to care what other people thought. He pumped me while I was still in a post cum fog, so I just laid there like a rag doll while he did whatever he wanted to me with his dick. I didn't care. I was still recovering from my cum. I didn't even know he emptied his testicles inside of me until he was zipping up and leaving. I returned to the outside deck where everyone was and sat with Scott. He asked me where I had been, and I grabbed his hand under the table and made him put his finger in my pussy which meant he was putting his finger in what was left of Bob's sperm. He took it well. He looked at me and said with a slight smile. "Oh, you are an asshole, Brooke." I said, no, he was fucking my asshole an hour ago...wanna feel it?" He looked at me for a bit and then slipped his finger in my asshole and got confirmation that Bob had left his seed in both places. Bob stopped by shortly afterward to say hi, but he was really there to let us both know that I was his property and I was just on loan to Scott. I like that. I like being taken by a superior male. It's a primal thing, I'm sure, but it's so fucking hot. It was awkward for Scott. It has to be hard knowing that Bob can take me anytime he wants, and there is nothing Scott can do to stop it. I can't stop it, either. What Bob wants Bob is going to get. I have this need to give it to him. I get plenty of dick inside me in return. I like living this way. I wish it could go on forever. But one day, either Bob will get tired of me, or Scott will have had enough and back to the monotonous hum drum lifestyle of the normal. For now, though, things are going good. I rubbed Scott's dick for a woody check, which was full-on stiff. I love this guy. His face was red, I could tell he was embarrassed, but his dick was hard as a rock. It was around midnight, and Bob came to our table again. He asked me to come with him, and I left Scott and our table guests without explanation and went back to the bedroom with Bob. Bob made love to me this time. He kissed me the entire time his dick was inside of me. It was slow, and I could feel every inch of his cock bottom out inside of me. I came so hard, and so many times I didn't know where I was. He unloaded his balls for the third time inside of me. I could feel his dick pumping. Before he pulled out, he said he should have married me instead of his wife. I said, "you still can." He asked about Scott. I said he would be okay. He could still be my friend. We left, and I immediately told Scott what Bob had said. He asked me what I would do if Bob asked me to marry him. He already knew the answer. He just wanted to hear me say it. I made him wait until we got home. When we did, I laid on my bed and made him look at my used pussy and asshole and jerk off. While he did, I asked him how he felt about losing his woman to another man right in front of him. His dick looked so purple and hard that I told him to let go of it and not touch it. He was sitting up on his knees, and the head of his dick was touching his stomach. That's how hard his dick was. I asked how he felt, knowing another man's cock was so much better that it had the power to take me from him. Bob's dick could make me his, own me. I told him I wanted Bob to take me from him, and with that, Scott's cock started pumping cum without being touched. So, I guess that answered the question if Scott was into my infidelity with Bob. I don't know where this will go with Bob. I hope it goes all the way. I doubt it will, but I'll take what I can get. I like this game we are playing. I have talked to Scott about it and asked him how he feels. He says he is nervous, but he doesn't want to quit either. His being nervous makes me wetter. So I guess we aren't stopping the game. It's all fun and games until I'm living with Bob. But if I did, then I probably wouldn't like Bob anymore because he is an asshole. I just want to play the game just like we are forever. Is that too much to ask for?

2022-11-02 15:32:02 +0000 UTC View Post

If you can get through this video of me doing weird shit to ..

If you can get through this video of me doing weird shit to my cunt then you will know what it looks like when you make a girl jizz. Yes, I can jizz with the best of them. It's my version of squirting. I call it reality squirting. It's messy and tastes a little chalky to me, but when I make a girl drool like this, all I want to do is suck it out till there is nothing left because it's the tastiest thing on the planet at that moment. So, I had Scott film this for me after we sat down and talked about our fun on Saturday night. I ended up writing a damn novel because there was so much about that night revving me up in the best of ways. I turned myself on doing it, so I made this video. I hope you like it. I'll post my Saturday night story next in a few hours.

2022-11-02 11:12:05 +0000 UTC View Post

Wanna see my chick dick clit head rub one out on a cock shaf..

Wanna see my chick dick clit head rub one out on a cock shaft? Here you go! I know guys lose their jizz almost immediately when they feel the hard head of my clit pushing in on their dick shaft. The number one reason you should always, and I mean always, demand MILF sized clit. The bigger, the better. Just saying.

2022-11-01 19:45:44 +0000 UTC View Post

The MILF outfit I wore to the dentist. He's a new dentist. I..

The MILF outfit I wore to the dentist. He's a new dentist. I had no idea what he looked like. He's about my age, but time has gotten to him. I had this vision of a stud puppy with a 2ft schlong drilling my cunt...not quite what I got. On the bright side, he seems like a really good dentist.

2022-10-31 22:03:04 +0000 UTC View Post

Good Monday morning. Hopefully, your weekend went well. They..

Good Monday morning. Hopefully, your weekend went well. They should have extended the weekend for Halloween. I don't see why not...everything else is a holiday or a day off. I"m not hungover. I have a "fuckover." You know, that feeling you get after getting in a dick in you that was so good you just still can't get it right the next day. That's where I'm at. I'm in the "fuckover" zone right now. I'll explain later. I gotta get my head out of this dick fog. Let's start with these pics!

2022-10-31 14:42:36 +0000 UTC View Post

This, this is what I'm going to wear. It's going to be a bit..

This, this is what I'm going to wear. It's going to be a bit much, but then again, I'm a bit much no matter what. You only live once, and I get it, some people will be taken aback by it, but their feelings aren't my problem. Especially at an adult Halloween party. What is my problem is whether or not the guys and the gay girls find me delicious enough to lick or not. I think I'll land a few guys willing to do some seriously devious things, but I"m hoping for a chick or two as well tonight. I'll let you know.

2022-10-29 18:11:08 +0000 UTC View Post

There happens to be an open dick parking slot...slide it in ..

There happens to be an open dick parking slot...slide it in Mr! Fuck, that's as corny and porny as it gets. Oh well, it's what cums to mind!

2022-10-29 18:06:10 +0000 UTC View Post

That clit just looks like it needs some attention, doesn't i..

That clit just looks like it needs some attention, doesn't it? I mean, it's like all puffed up and ready to rock and roll. So lets rock and roll!

2022-10-29 17:59:09 +0000 UTC View Post

Need two more long hard things to plug the rest of the holes..

Need two more long hard things to plug the rest of the holes and make me airtight...any suggestions or volunteers?

2022-10-29 17:46:07 +0000 UTC View Post

Damn, my clit gets huge when I stick a vibrator in my ass. J..

Damn, my clit gets huge when I stick a vibrator in my ass. Just saying.

2022-10-29 17:23:53 +0000 UTC View Post

The old Soccer MILF post thing...it's been done before, but ..

The old Soccer MILF post thing...it's been done before, but I'm doing it again...just better. I like getting all the frumpy lumpy old moms half my age all bent out of shape because their man's cock pops a tent in his pants when I talk to him. Really, I enjoy the shit out of that! There was even one there that I would let pump a load in me if I could get him away from his wife. He was looking...I wonder what his dick was thinking? Plenty of games left, so who knows, maybe one day I'll know what his cock feels like moving around in my guts. That makes me a bit moist thinking about that. I'm just saying.

2022-10-29 16:57:46 +0000 UTC View Post

4 or 5 people today brought up spam messages. I didn't know ..

4 or 5 people today brought up spam messages. I didn't know you could spam on here. I guess they are automated messages that solicit something. I don't know. I don't do the automated message except when you join, and I even tell you it's an automated message. Here. Let me spam you real quick. If you click tip me and send me a $1849.04 tip, you will get to see my latest video. Trust me...it's worth it. I finger myself. Really good. Send the tip now. NOW I SAY! I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE, MR! How was that for spam? Did I do okay? Was I scary enough? I can do better next time. I promise.

2022-10-29 00:08:44 +0000 UTC View Post

I got some chairs. They ain't cheap. I had a pretty sexy old..

I got some chairs. They ain't cheap. I had a pretty sexy older lady help me out. I put the feelers out and tried to send the ready and willing vagina vibes, but she didn't pick up on them. I could have done some serious damage to her cunt in the best of ways. No, I didn't buy the chairs because she made my box wet. I bought them because they were comfortable and I have to sit in them...so comfortable is important. I had zero luck with guys at the furniture stores. It was all chicks, and only the last lady was hot. She wasn't having it, though, so I struck out today. I did rub one out thinking about her, so I guess I did get something out of the day besides some chairs that will be here in a week or so.

2022-10-28 23:52:10 +0000 UTC View Post

It's a solo cum night tonight. I got too caught up doing shi..

It's a solo cum night tonight. I got too caught up doing shit today and didn't set anything up, so it's a date with toys tonight. It happens to the best of us. I'm not complaining. Sometimes I can cum harder by thinking about dick than I can with a dick in me. Sometimes. Not all the time...but sometimes. Hopefully, tonight will be one of those nights. I don't really have a choice. I watched too much porn today on my phone. Rubbing one out has become a health emergency. I'm sure some of you know what I mean.

2022-10-28 23:35:32 +0000 UTC View Post

Some quick pics of shorts and boots. If you want a bunch of ..

Some quick pics of shorts and boots. If you want a bunch of them, like 40 or more, tip me something, you pick the tip amount, and I will go take them for you! If you tip $50 or more I will make you a badass little video in this outfit!

2022-10-28 16:30:36 +0000 UTC View Post

I got fucked so hard by a massive cock that my sofa broke wh..

I got fucked so hard by a massive cock that my sofa broke when I came. No, it didn't. I'm lying. I wish it did, though. The dog broke it, or at least that's my theory. It's only like 3 yrs old. Sure, I have taken a lot of dick on it, but still, it should hold up longer than that. I hate spending money like that. I don't mind putting money into my roof or appliances but a fucking sofa? No, that pisses me off. Here's my plan. I'm going to wear some seriously slutty shit and see about getting that 86.8% slutty chick discount. Probably won't work. I'll get the only old lady in the furniture store. Seriously though, I'm going to wear some slutty shit. Many a gawking stranger shall see my coochie. I'm just saying. I hope it's someone good, and I get a long-term dicking partner out of it. I like the word cunt. I'm tired of people getting upset over the word cunt. I like saying, "I want a hard dick in my cunt right now!" Who the fuck decided "cunt" was derogatory? They can lick my cunt. I'm going to start using it more. I just like the way it sounds. It's sexy. When I say it, in my mind, I picture a perfect cock spreading my "cunt" and sliding in until it hits bottom and takes my breath away as it tries to go even deeper. See, "cunt" is an incredibly sexy word. It made me wet just talking about it. Everyone is running around like the world has stopped turning because Elon Musk bought Twitter. I have been asked at least 5 times today what I think about that. How the fuck should I know? It's like they think I know the guy and have inside information. Asking me for clarification of what it means to Twitter is like asking me what the meaning of life is. I wouldn't begin to know. I haven't a clue what he's going to do. He's firing people, so that sucks for them, but maybe they needed firing. I don't know. I don't work there in the "I'm running Twitter Department." I work here. In the "Let me tell you who pumped sperm in my cunt" department. Honestly, as long as I can still get my porn and post my porn, I don't give a crap. Does it lean hard left? Sure. Does it ban and shadow-ban people who don't deserve it? Sure. Maybe all that will change. Perhaps it won't. For now, I will keep playing by the rules that I know until they tell me otherwise. Do I like Elon Musk? I don't know. I like his rockets. I see them fly over my head all the time now, and they look pretty damn cool. I'm just saying.

2022-10-28 15:21:33 +0000 UTC View Post

The flip

2022-10-28 02:49:58 +0000 UTC View Post

I have around 70 more of these pics, way too many to put up ..

I have around 70 more of these pics, way too many to put up on here. If you want the entire set, and you do, cause they are smoking hot, tip me something, and I'll send the whole set to you either on here, or I will give you a download link so you can get the entire set full size, high definition, all that happy stuff. You pick the tip.

2022-10-27 22:38:11 +0000 UTC View Post

In case of emergency, remove the plug and insert the dick. F..

In case of emergency, remove the plug and insert the dick. Flush thoroughly with sperm. Just saying.

2022-10-27 22:34:57 +0000 UTC View Post

Even better, I cum with instructions, place tongue here 😜 I'..

Even better, I cum with instructions, place tongue here 😜 I'll even hold it for you while you lick it 💦🍆

2022-10-27 22:32:25 +0000 UTC View Post

Is it just me, or do I look like I'm ready to fuck someone's..

Is it just me, or do I look like I'm ready to fuck someone's dick off?

2022-10-27 22:28:42 +0000 UTC View Post

I'm doing cam shows today so cum and get it while it's slopp..

I'm doing cam shows today so cum and get it while it's sloppy hot!

2022-10-27 15:06:32 +0000 UTC View Post

MILF porn. There is always at least one motherfucker in it. ..

MILF porn. There is always at least one motherfucker in it. Just saying. I was sucking a guy's dick once, and he had a seizure. He started bouncing around like a fish out of water. He said he was fine. I went home. Just thought I would tell you that. True story, though. On the same note, I was sucking a guy's dick once, and he pumped his jizz down my throat...and I fell in love with him. I know. Weird. True, but still weird. He was married, so that didn't work out. Thought I'd bring a conclusion to that short story. Another true story. Dick has that effect on me. Joseph on here asked me the difference between being a girlfriend and a wife. I would suspect about 40 to 50 pounds and a sex drive that is "warning experts only" vs. "out of order" with the girlfriend holding the experts only sign. Wait...am I being politically incorrect? Probably and I could be wrong. But am I? I dump anyone who isn't willing to satisfy me sexually. If we are sitting around, I want dick, then give it to me or spend 20 minutes getting me off another way. I get it. Even the horniest of dudes hits a point where they don't want to fuck at that moment. I get it. I'm the same way. But if you let me know that your horny and want to fuck, and I don't want to...I'll jerk your dick off for you. It's common courtesy and takes anywhere from 2 to 15 minutes. Time well spent. I expect the same from you. Obviously not jerking my dick off. I don't have a dick. But finger me, lick me, use my toys but do something, dammit! This only counts once a day. After that, you are on your own. It is an unspoken rule...the recipient of services is responsible for set up and clean up. Just saying. Politics are out of control. I am not the smartest person in the room when it comes to politics, and most likely, neither are you...so let us stick to porn. It's easy to see the other person's point of view when discussing porn. I actually do discuss porn with people. It's enjoyable. It turns me on, I know it has to turn the other people on, and it gets people to open up. I guess I also mix my own sex life in with porn, so maybe that's the difference. I know that once you get people started, it's hard to get them to stop. I'm very okay with that. I have found out that my friend wants to try anal sex for the first time. I have discovered that several of my friends have ventured into swinging. I have had women approach me afterward to let me know they want to do gay things and would like me to teach them. And yes, we have had "how to be gay" lessons because I am always eager to teach someone to eat my beaver. The key to discussing porn/sex as a conversation topic is to be aware that you may be making someone uncomfortable and if you even think you are, stop. I can say that talking about sucking a dick is way better than talking about who the worst politician is.MILF porn. There is always at least one motherfucker in it. Just saying.

2022-10-27 14:10:30 +0000 UTC View Post

Here's a post that will leave you going, Hmmm... or possibly..

Here's a post that will leave you going, Hmmm... or possibly WTF? If you like tits you may like it. If you like really big tits, you're going to love it because @dollyfoxvip is in it. What is this video? It's me and her goofing around. We had a great time together at my house in AZ and later in Vegas. One day we may get together again if everything aligns.

2022-10-27 10:58:02 +0000 UTC View Post

Someone said they would like to emotionally connect with me ..

Someone said they would like to emotionally connect with me today. Don't. Just don't. Hold on...Sorry, I was gagging there for a sec. People read too many memes and inspirational quotes. The only thing I want to connect is the head of your cock in my ass...until it upchucks a load of jizz in my colon, goes wimpy soft, and withers out. How's that for romantic? Pretty good, huh?

2022-10-26 22:03:39 +0000 UTC View Post

When drinking sperm, always remember not to breathe it. It's..

When drinking sperm, always remember not to breathe it. It's sticky and hangs around in the lungs for a while. Little helpful hint there. I watched some debates last night. The overwhelming thing I took away from them is all politicians operate under the assumption we are all stupid, with a touch of helplessness thrown in to be sure. I have been asked more than a few times about a pricelist and my lack thereof. So here you go. Custom videos. A few minutes. Generally $75. Longer ones are $150. Photos: A few custom pics, like 5-10, $30. For a shit ton, it's $60 Dick Ratings: In-depth (not a generic copy-and-paste piece of crap...which is what most of you are getting) written-out thoughts on the state of your dick, $25. Videos ratings are $60. Don't just send me one close-up pic. If you do, you will get a crappy rating. If you forget your balls, you will get a crappy rating. I'm just saying. Camshows: I only do one, and it's $75 for 15 minutes. Sexting: I don't know how to sext, so it's $100. Try this at your own risk. Insults: $22 Bad Jokes: $17 Distasteful pic of my asshole: $26 Distasteful pic of me flipping you off: $19 Anything else distasteful of my choice: $327 Preferred tip amount: The winning lottery numbers. Everything is done the same or the next day, but sometimes it takes an extra day. @u125291845

2022-10-26 15:23:33 +0000 UTC View Post