I texted my BF, and it turned sexual and what he wanted to do to me tomorrow...and now I'm a mess! God I swear I'm going to have the hugest orgasm the moment I get in the hotel room, rip his clothes off and slide his cock in my dripping pussy instantly...š¬
Why am I this way?š¤·š»āāļø
I know just how to shut Mr Poindexter up if he raises too many questions about my hotwife date.š although in truth, he'd just say "good idea! You'll be nice and ready for your date" (he hassles me a lot, but in the end we love each other)
Me. Tomorrow evening. After I'm done with my sex toy BF. OMG. Mr Poindexter is looking at me side-eyes over my excitement. "You're gonna make me start believing you like sex with your BF more than me"š¤
Hope your Monday was better than mineš¤Ŗ! Ok, requested nipple play video in here. I'm counting down the hours to my dateš„°, omg I don't know whyyy I'm so eager and hot! I always am, but sometimes my hormones or something, I just get crazy!
And he won't cancel, it's out of town where he's at a conference, so he's there. And I already got our hotel room (one for me and my BF, one for me and my husband...oh, that sounds bad doesn't it?š¬), so he won't bail out on me knowing the committed efforts I've made. It HAS happened, but it's super rare, like once he had a family emergency or something. But I'm quite certain my date is def happening.
Sooo...my husband said he was going to fuck the bad-wife-ness out of me, to keep me from going on my date. "There. Happy now? Now you don't need to go on your date, right?"... "š I do. I'm so sorry honey! I just can't help it. You're the one who married a milfy wife. It's your fault"
See. Gotta turn it around on 'em. Oh wait. Who am I talking to? Nevermind I said that. A wife would never turn it around on you.š Never.
Hello Sailor! (Zork reference, IYKYK). Swipe right, Master Chief, here's your Chief Petty Officer gear for you! Hope you like it. Btw, Master Chief is naturally the coolest rank because Halo. Be sure and show this to your shipmates or I'll be enraged
And if you got gear for me to wear, DM me and we'll hook it up. College, military, first responder
Ok, here's one of your shirts (swipe right): Lockheed Martin Skunkworks, maker of the SR-71 & stealth technology and they have captured alien spaceships in rhe basement. BTW, I need to redo the Beavers for you, but I let Annabelle borrow it to take pics in, so I have to get it back
I got some more, stay tuned....
Good Monday morning! Iām getting excited about my date!š„°. Makes my week fun even though I have a ton of mtgs and work today. I need to get extra stuff done so I can leave weds midday until Thursday afternoon when I return. I just talked to my BF and now Iām all worked upš¬
I hope your weekend was good. I have a TON of work on Monday š. But I got some fan shirts to post tomorrow so stay tuned for those. The mom who came over tonight is the one who follows my page (not a model, just a neighbor) and always wants to know when I'm going to have another hotwife date so she can read about itš
She's always like "hurry up! Can't you call him? Can't you see him sooner???" Haha, she's so crazy. But anyway, I will see him for an overnight date on weds, so maybe then she'll be happy. I should offer to take her along on a date. She'd probably do that and be so nervous the whole time. Nervous but on the edge of her seat. She can watch from the cornee
Hereās something for you. Do you like?
Iām having people over for dinner, so Iām busy in my kitchen
(Oh, and I have some pics of gear you sent me. Iāll post later tonight)
Wheeeā¦got my hotel reservations made for my weds date night, overnight. See what a good hotwife mom I am? I handle all the details. I need to, because I need it, and I donāt want any foul ups. Lismuhree says I should not let my BF fuck my ass. She is a serious fun-suck
So many good answers on hot TV moms! Mortician Adams called out several timesš. And I didnāt put Mrs Incredible but I forgot, thatās my husbandās favoriteš„° - but he always wants to know, if ElastiGirl can take any shape, how come she doesnāt make her boobs huge??? For Mr Incredible!š
I get compared to Marisa Tomei allllll the time on social media. And I purposefully left Sofia Vergara off the list because come on now. Sheād take over the vote. Plus, sheās presented as a bombshell thatās a mom, versus a mom thatās accidentally super hot (like my husbandās favorite real woman, Malcolm in the middle mom)
Saturday nite chatty chat. Soo...common question: how do I get many women to join onlyfans? I actually don't "get" them to. They want to! Secret about women we keep secret? Most all women are just as randy and sexual as men, but we keep it hidden whether because of social pressures or evolutionary cost/benefit (women bear more resource dedication to pregnancy than men so we probably evolved to be more "choosey")
So all that's going on is that other women see me as sexy/powerful so they approach me..."how do I do that?" And I've sorta learned based on their questions "ohhhh...you're REALLY curious, aren't you? Welllll...." Because many women desire such an outlet, but they've just never had one before.
Do you like moms? Ok well, I'm your new mom. Give me your mother's phone number so I can call her and notify her. Oh, and I'll be telling her what you've been doing with my pictures. She needs to know. And I'll correct you for her and then return you. So maybe she can have a good son for once, and not a filthy pig boy
Wouldn't it be fun to be our manservant? Get us champagne and snacks - we're busy moms! Oh...and we get to free-use you, sorry!š¤·š»āāļø
w/ @annabellepeaches @lismuhree
Sewwww...my husband is making fun of me because I was making reservations for my hotwife date next week and he reached in my panties. They were soaked. Now he's calling me a terrible terrible wifeš
Happy Friday Nite! Poindexter Real Talk: dads never have a problem with me, but sometimes their wives do. And, I'm not getting botox maybe ever, but I am going to a neighbor mom's "botox party" tomorrow, but just to be nice since she invited me, but none of that for me. But I will take some champagne please!
I'm at a school play tonight. Yay Friday! We have an idea for your Friday night...rest your head between our boobs, watch Netflix, and we'll feed you beer
@lismuhree