naked banjo,,, maybe not the sexiest thing youve seen on onl..
naked banjo,,, maybe not the sexiest thing youve seen on onlyfans, but maybe the only time you'll see it.
2023-11-10 20:02:02 +0000 UTC View Post
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i usually don’t love when books constantly jump around in ch..
i usually don’t love when books constantly jump around in chronology, but vonnegut does it in such a funny yet tactful way that i just can’t be mad. this gave me the giggles. the narrator reveal had me kicking my feet with glee. not my favorite of his, but it’s a very high bar. his mind is so wild i never know what i’m in for when i start one of these, or even when i’m halfway through. i wish i could lend this one to my uncle who likes vonnegut, but sadly i am the only member of my family that believes in evolution. 8/10
2023-11-09 19:12:01 +0000 UTC View Post
the heart goes last by margaret atwood this one is not well ..
the heart goes last by margaret atwood this one is not well liked in the margaret atwood community, but when has popular opinion mattered in my reviews ? i loved this one. it’s fast paced, twisty, and spicy. everytime i put it down i couldn’t stop thinking about it and picked it right back up. another one of atwood’s distopions, this time with an economic emphasis. 8.5/10. all y’all atwood stans can suck my dick
2023-11-07 21:32:01 +0000 UTC View Post
using this "rider" my friend dylan told me its called a "hum..
using this "rider" my friend dylan told me its called a "humping pad". i lost my virginity to them so i trust they know. (lex lore unlocked)
2023-11-03 16:25:01 +0000 UTC View Posta clockwork orange by anthony burgess at first i didn’t like..
a clockwork orange by anthony burgess at first i didn’t like this one, because the violence seemed gratuitous and the author gave me “old man yells at cloud” energy. luckily with its themes of duality and free will, it grew on me. i will never be able to listen to ode to joy the same way. i like the way the nadsat distances you from the violence a bit. 7/10
2023-11-02 20:32:01 +0000 UTC View Post
happy halloween and happy book review tuesday soichi by jun..
happy halloween and happy book review tuesday soichi by junji ito usually my favorite part of junji ito works are the illustrations, but this time the drawings weren’t as fun or spooky. the stories were the better part imo. i’ve read some of the soichi stories before, but having them collected together is really cool. not as scary as i usually like them to be, but fun. 6 /10 for junji ito, but 7.5/10 relative to all books. makes me kinda sad to say, because he usually makes bangers
2023-10-31 15:24:05 +0000 UTC View Post
check ur dms for this videoooo i went to a party in this wit..
check ur dms for this videoooo i went to a party in this with a bunch of ex mormons lol. how was urs ?
2023-10-30 22:31:01 +0000 UTC View Post
lingerie try on haul and toy unboxing and trying them out ! ..
lingerie try on haul and toy unboxing and trying them out ! (this one went up on ph already bc of my contract deadline but i wanted you guys to have it on here too. brand new video next friday)
2023-10-27 06:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
hopefully you’re not sick of my boobs yet because here’s 3 m..
hopefully you’re not sick of my boobs yet because here’s 3 more pics of them
2023-10-26 00:07:01 +0000 UTC View Postgonna take the week off of book reviews because i got so beh..
gonna take the week off of book reviews because i got so behind since bl00d meridian took me forever bc it was icky. thanks for letting me.
2023-10-24 12:21:02 +0000 UTC View PostDon’t bite your lip, I want to do that
Don’t bite your lip, I want to do that
2023-10-24 00:06:02 +0000 UTC View Postsunshine in my eyes this ☀️ day
sunshine in my eyes this ☀️ day
2023-10-23 00:05:02 +0000 UTC View Posthope you’re having a happy day 🥰
hope you’re having a happy day 🥰
2023-10-21 23:58:01 +0000 UTC View Post
waking up from a wet dream <3 trying to remember a dream and..
waking up from a wet dream <3 trying to remember a dream and rub your clit at the same time is kinda hard it turns out haha maybe ill keep practicing ;)
2023-10-20 22:29:01 +0000 UTC View Postdid a boudoir shoot today and it’s gonna take everything in ..
did a boudoir shoot today and it’s gonna take everything in me to spread these out and not just post them all at once,,, i love them.
2023-10-19 22:10:12 +0000 UTC View Postummmm accidentally posted a book review yesterday bc i thoug..
ummmm accidentally posted a book review yesterday bc i thought it was thursday. oops. y’all are gettin a picture of me and the steinbeck short stories collection instead of a review today. i look so good here so it should work.
2023-10-19 22:01:14 +0000 UTC View Post
